Thursday, January 29, 2015

Extra Reading Diary Week 3: The Tales of Noah

Growing up, my family was never especially religious. I went to Sunday school a few times and remember the basic Bible stories, but those were watered down to be suitable for children. That’s why I chose to read Noah’s stories for my extra reading.

The Ark:
It says that Lamech lived seven hundred seventy and seven years and that he was one hundred eighty two when he begat Noah. How did people live for so long back then? Did they drink some secret elixir that we don’t know about anymore?
Anyway, God decides that he’s going to wipe everything off the Earth because his creatures displease him, but he takes favor on Noah and tells him to build a gigantic boat. This reminds me lot of the creation stories of Ancient Greece. There were several races before man, but every time the gods were displeased with the race for whatever reason they would just wipe them off the Earth and start with a fresh slate. I wish I could wipe away all the misgivings I had so easily.

The Flood:
I remember every beast is to be taken on the Ark by two, but God specifies that this is only for unclean beasts and that clean beasts are to be taken onto the Ark by sevens. What is a clean and unclean beast? Are clean beasts those that can asexually reproduce?
At this point in time Noah is six hundred years old. Seriously, what are these people eating to keep them alive for so long?
The rain goes on for forty days and forty nights but the waters remain on the Earth for one hundred fifty days. Imagine all the swimming that could be done!

What are you doing? Get back inside!

After the Flood:
So the Ark comes to rest on the mountain Ararat and the flood waters gradually abate. I think I remember a documentary talking about finding the Ark on some mountain in Iran, which is plausible. Honestly, I think a giant wooden structure like the Ark would have deteriorated by now.
The ground becomes dry again and Noah leads his family and all the animals off the Ark and builds an altar to God and burns ‘sweet offerings’ (I’m guessing incense like myrrh or cinnamon, maybe frankincense and sandalwood). God, being pleased by this, decides to not wipe off every living thing from the planet again because men are evil to begin with. I don’t agree with that. I think people are born neither good nor evil. They’re just born and then life shapes their conscience.

The Tower of Babbel:
Wow, so the first third of this story is pretty much a geneaological history of Noah’s sons. I just skipped it. I do not have the attention span to keep track of who begat who.
Honestly, I don’t understand why the LORD was so angered by the building of the tower and decided to scatter everyone to all ends of the Earth. On the other hand, I’m kind of glad we don’t have just one universal language because I really REALLY enjoy learning new languages.

Read the Tales of Noah Here!

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Storytelling Week 3: The Two Brothers

There were once two brothers who ran a small shop together. The eldest brother specialized in ordering and selling groceries and the other brother specialized in remedies and fancied himself a modest apothecary crafter.

Business was good for the first few years, but the town suffered an industrial decline and so the economy dwindled and people began to leave the small town. The brothers realized they could not continue to run their shop together and so agreed to move to different towns and run separate shops.

“Now, brother,” the elder began sternly, “since our first venture didn’t work, I think it’s only fair that we stay out of each other’s respective towns. Obviously one town cannot support the both of us.”

Distraught and saddened, the younger brother wept but agreed. “Because you are the eldest, I trust your wisdom. Farewell, brother. I will miss you dearly.” Then the two embraced and went their separate ways.

All towns were suffering a shortage of fresh food and ingredients due a steady decline in the economy, so the eldest brother was accepted quickly into the nearest town and his business thrived because he had better connections than other grocers of the area. The younger brother, however, did not fare so well.

He wandered from town to town peddling his art as a healer, but most towns were too afflicted by the lack of food and only wanted a grocer.

The healer was crestfallen and worried as the food shortage was starting to affect him too. His clothes began to deteriorate and fall apart and his face became sunken and sallow.

He spent a night in the barn of a kind-hearted farmer and wept, praying that his brother was faring better than he was. The younger sibling wished only the best for the only family he had left because without his older brother he would truly be alone.

In the morning the farmer came to the barn and gave the younger brother cheese and bread. He noticed the farmer had a wet, racking cough and offered to make him a tea using ingredients from his apothecary satchel. The farmer reluctantly agreed, but was surprised when his cough abated a few hours later.




Herbs at 'The Herb Room'
Image: JoyBrew



“You know, this has been spreading around the whole town. It’s not life-threatening, but damn if it isn’t annoying,” the farmer told the younger brother while sipping another cup of tea.

Hopeful, the younger brother thanked the farmer and headed into the town, going door-to-door and offering a cure for the cough. Everyone rejoiced that evening when the tea had taken their coughs and pains away and gave him food as payment.

The younger brother finally came to the door of the town grocer and gasped when the door opened to reveal his older brother! Joyous, the younger brother embraced him and praised that he was still alive. Annoyed, the elder brother put himself at arm's length away from his younger brother.

“What did I tell you about coming into the same town as me? There is no room here for the two of us."

Astonished and hurt, the younger brother searched his sibling's eyes for any warmth, any love he might hold for his only other family. But his eyes were cold and pitiless.

The younger brother cast his eyes down as a tear escaped. “I can see you’re not afflicted, brother, and that you’re still not happy to see me. Very well. I’ll take my leave.” 
With that, he trudged out of town to go find work in another. Eventually he became the acclaimed healer of a seaside village and went on to live a comfortable, happy life.  But he never saw his brother again.


Author's note: This story is based off of The Quarrel of the Cat and the Dog. I wrote notes for this story earlier this week and figured I could put it into a more human scenario. I've been an only child all my life, so I don't know firsthand what the sibling dynamic is like, but I took my best crack at it. Looking back, I realize I made the younger brother a bit of a crybaby in comparison to his older brother. Then again, maybe it could be interpreted that his older brother is just heartless and cruel. Regardless, I thought I would apply the Cat and Dogs' quarrel to a situation which might occur between siblings because the Cat and Dog acted basically as siblings before this huge quarrel started, and only the Cat wanted them to not be friends again due to his own selfish nature. Oddly enough, I've always grown up with both cats and dogs - they get along just fine. Maybe this myth is a little outdated, but it was still fun to re-tell nonetheless. If I were going to revise this and add more, I think I would have added more dialogue at the end instead of when the brothers reunite and the older brother is basically like, "Hey, get out of my town." Alternatively, I could have elaborated more on what happened to the younger brother after he left that town and described his adventures in coming to the little seaside village. I felt a short but sweet ending was better overall.

Bibliography:
Title: The Quarrel of the Cat and the Dog
Book: Jewish Fairy Tales and Legends
Author: Gertrude Landa
Year: 1919 

Week 3 Reading B: More Jewish Fairy Tales

Jewish Fairy tales part 2

Sleep of One Hundred Years:
Wrecked with grief at the destruction of Jerusalem, the Rabbi Onias weeps on a hill overlooking a city and falls into a deep sleep of one hundred years. Tales like this confuse me, from a scientific standpoint. How could anyone survive a sleep that long? This guy is outside, exposed to the elements, with no food or water in the DESERT. How is he being kept alive?
Then the story becomes sad. Onias awakens after one hundred years of counting sheep and discovers that Jerusalem has been rebuilt. By chance he finds his grandson is now the Rabbi of the city and tries to live with him for a while, but everything is strange and foreign. So then he goes back to the spot where he slept forever and goes to sleep AGAIN - this time really forever. This story is kind of sad, but I appreciate that God preserved Onias to see the glory of Jerusalem again.

King for Three Days:
This starts off with Crusaders proclaiming they have permission from God to exterminate all the Jews. So that’s what they do.
Then, because the leader of this crusade, Godfrey, is twisted and strange, he decides to try and invoke a blessing from the famous Rabbi Rashi. Rashi, being a prophet and having better things to do than trifle with this sadist, tells him basically, “No blessing of mine will alter God’s plan for you.” Then he tells Godfrey that he’ll take over Jersusalem and reign as King, but only for three days. Being a jerk, Godfrey tells the Rabbi that if his prophecy is false in any way, he’ll destroy him (which I imagine he’ll do eventually because he’s Jewish). The Rabbi’s prophecy comes true, Godfrey is a broken, tired man, and the story just kind of cuts off there.
What I really liked about this tale was the end and how it the cities where Rashi and Godfrey lived and reigned remain today. For example, the city of Worms is by the Rhine river, and the synagogue near the river is where Rashi is reputed to have studied. I really like it when old tales correlate to modern day places.

The synagogue in Worms where Rashi is rumored to have studied.

The Fairy Frog:
The Jewish peoples are very gifted with the Sight for prophecy. A father calls his son, Hanina, to his death-bed and tells his son to purchase whatever is first offered to him at the market on the eve of the festival at Passover no matter what price because it will bring him good fortune. Hanina, being a good son, purchases the first thing that’s offered to him and it’s a frog that ends up eating everything in the house. Hanina’s wife breaks down and starts crying and the frog, being the size of a man at this point, tells her to make a wish. Naturally, because the frog has eaten all the food, she wishes for food. Then he tells Hanina to make a wish and Hanina states that he wishes to be schooled in the lore of men. He does this by swallowing strips of paper that the frog has written stories and lore on. I wish I could learn things just be swallowing pages from my textbook! Can you imagine? Oh, how much simpler school would be…
Plot twist! The frog is actually the fairy son of Adam, which is why he’s able to grant wishes. Who would have thought?

Monday, January 26, 2015

Week 3 Reading Diary A: Jewish Fairy Tales

Jewish Fairy Tales

The Giant of the Flood:
Noah has decreed that all animals who can lie down may enter, but those who stand cannot. This made me wonder - did he permit snakes to enter? Snakes cannot truly lie down or stand up, so did he take them aboard?
The giant Og wants to also be saved from the flood and tricks Noah into harnessing a Unicorn to the boat so that he can ride it and be saved from the flood waters. Noah agrees to feed him, but says that in doing so, Og will have to agree to be a servant of Noah’s descendants. Being a giant, Og is naturally lazy. When the flood finally ends he’s put to work building houses for the humans. He eventually becomes the king of Bashan and tries to wipe out the Israelites by crushing them with a mountain, but he mountain crumbles and falls on top of him and then Moses slashes his ankle with a sword, thereby killing him.
Through many of these stories the Unicorn is mentioned and described as a gigantic beast, certainly big enough to hold a giant. Yet I’ve read tales of Unicorns in other legends which describe them as only a little bigger than horses. Where’s the consistency?

The Beggar King:
This story was a great lesson in humility. After ripping out a page from the Bible which offended him by proclaiming that wealth and legacy are not forever, the King Hagag goes out hunting a stag. He strips his robes to follow the stag across the river into a thicket and instead finds a young man in deerskin. The young man claims to be a genie and says he’ll teach him a lesson in humility. So, after the genie steals the king’s clothes and assumes his role, King Hagag is forced to wander the streets begging and eventually loses all hope at ever regaining the throne. Thus he becomes a guide for a group of beggars.
The genie-cum-King holds a feast for all the beggars of the land and when King Hagag attends, he deems him as having learned his lesson and trades robes with him, promising the the blind shall continue to be guided. After that, King Hagag rules with much more compassion and wisdom.

The Quarrel of the Cat and the Dog:
This is a bit of an origin story on how the cat and dog came to hate each other. In the beginning, cat and dog were the best of friends, but winter came and food became scarce. Cat decided they should part and go each other’s separate ways to make finding food easier. Dog was reluctant, but complied with Cats’ wishes. Cat added that they should never cross paths again and told Dog she was headed to Adam’s house to catch mice for her food. Dog plodded away disconsolately.
He spent many months trying to find a good place to call home and had run-ins with starvation, exhaustion, wild animals, and cold. He finally was given shelter at a humans’ house but, after discovering it was Adam’s home, refused to stay because Cat lived there and would treat him with contempt. Despite Adam trying to make both animals live together peacefully, Dog went to go live with Seth and that’s why Dog and Cat can never live together.

I find this story amusing because I’ve always lived with both cats and dogs who get along great with each other. They might fight every now and again, but ultimately they remain very good pals.

What quarrel? I see no quarrel here.
Image Credit: Roger H. Goun

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Sunday, January 25, 2015

Week 2: Possible Storybook Topics

I know I’ve recently become really interested in Celtic mythology and I’ve always enjoyed Scandinavian myths. But I don’t want to narrow my storybook topic to just one region. I’d really like to work on a storybook that somehow encompasses something central or present in all myths from around the world.

Topic: The Gods Among Us
Comments: So, if anyone has read American Gods by Neil Gaiman, you’re probably thinking this idea is a rip-off of his story. Honestly, it’s a similar idea, but it’s an idea for stories I toyed around with long before I ever read American Gods. Reading the first chapter in the Ancient Egypt chapter, the last line mentions how Ra took the form of a mortal man and stayed on Earth and how centuries passed like years to him.
Possible stories: I know the gods are thought to walk amongst mortals in many different myths. I’d like to make a compilation of stories about gods interacting with humans in the modern age.
Sample Story comments: In Greece, Norse, and I guess Egyptian mythology, the top gods (Zeus, Odin, Ra) are spoken of taking human form and helping/dispensing wisdom to humans. I’m sure this is the same for many other cultures across the world, too.
Bibliography:
Story: Creation,
Book: Egyptian Myth and Legend,
Author: MacKenzie, Donald
Year of Publication: 1907

Topic: Marriage Across Worlds
Comments: I’ve read stories about humans who marry fairies (or even animals in Native American folklore). Sometimes the marriage doesn’t end well, but other times it does.
Possible Stories: I would like to set up a storybook that reads from the account from a ‘special’ marriage services agency, with fantastic tales of their successful (and failed) marriages.
Sample Story comments: I like the tale of the fish-peri in Turkish fairy tales, as it’s one of a happy marriage. There are other stories of animal-husbands or wives in Native American legends, but those sometimes take a turn for the worst (such as the Bear-Woman).
Bibliography:
Story: The Fish-Peri
Book: Forty-Four Turkish Fairytales
Author: Kunoz, Ignacz
Year: 1913

Topic: Magical Devices throughout tales
Comments: A common theme in many stories is that of a magical device which somehow benefits the protaganist - Excalibur in the tales of King Arthur, the Sampo in the Kalevala, fetishes in the Congo… I’m curious to see what other magical items there are in different folk tales.
Possible stories: An unassuming, totally plain-looking antique shop that has magical artifacts for sale and the stories behind them.
Sample Story comments: The great sword Excalibur was drawn by Arthur, which proved him to be the true king of England. I know that Arthur will use this sword on many of his quests, so I’m interested to see where this enchanted piece takes him and how it will be used.
Bibliography
Story: The Drawing of the Sword
Book: King Arthur: Tales of the Round Table
Author: Lang, Andrew
Year: 1902

Topic: Powerful women of the Mythoverse
Comments: Powerful women, especially in the forms of priestesses, enchantresses, etc, play a large role in shaping myths. There’s Morgan Le Fay in Arthurian legend, Isis in Egyptian mythology, and Britomart of the Faerie Queene tales.
Possible Stories: Going along again with my theme of the gods in the modern world, I could tell the stories of these women and how they influence still today the workings of the world (in ways big or small).
Sample Story Comments: I enjoyed reading about Britomart’s cunning and moral composure when she fought with the six knights who were beating up on one. Not only is she physically strong, she’s strong-willed and bright.
Bibliography:
Story: How Britomart Fought with Six Knights
Book: Stories from the Faerie Queene
Author: MacLeod, Mary
Year: 1916


"Isis" by Janice Duke on Deviantart

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Extra Reading Diary: The Odyssey

Land of the Cyclopes:
I wonder what kind of pact the cyclopes made with the Gods so that Zeus would rain down magic fertile water to keep the crops ever-growing. Because honestly, that would be a pretty handy thing for us humans to have.

Prisoners of the Cyclopes:
I’ve read in the myths that when drinking wine, it was to be mixed with water so that the drinker would not become so quickly intoxicated. I think that would be a good practice to bring back for a lot of college parties.
This story is reading a lot like with Jack and the Beanstalk, but much more violent. Odysseus seems to be losing more and more of his men with each adventure. I appreciate his foresight, though, in waiting to try and kill the Cyclops the next day instead of right then and there.

The Cyclops defeated:
Good thing Odysseus still had all that potent wine to drug the Cyclops with. And clever of him to give him the name nobody!
The Cyclopes advise Polyphemus to pray to their father Poseidon? Maybe Poseidon made his children go live on an island far from mortal men so that they wouldn’t war and convinced Zeus somehow to give them fertile rain. Interesting.

Escape from the Cyclops:
Odysseus taunts too much. His ship could have been crushed from just one jest. Also, Cyclopes must have great hearing to be able to land a rock so accurately from that far away.

The Curse of Polyphemus:
What’s the point of having a God for a father if they can’t curse your enemies for you? I’m curious if he ever had his eye healed by poseidon.

Circe, also a character in the Marvel Universe
Image: Wikipedia

Circe’s Magic:
I don’t understand why Odysseus keeps urging his men to go into danger. They obviously don’t want to investigate the smoke in the woods, and with good reason. I’d be terrified if my last venture had ended in 90% of my shipmates being slaughtered.
Ah, but it appears men will not be a suspicious of a woman. Eurylochus is wise to have abstained from entering her home. Why didn’t Odysseus go with his men if he was so eager to know what was there?
How kind of Hermes to offer help. I would think Odysseus would be more suspicious of him though, because Hermes is often depicted as a trickster God.

Moly Defeats Circe:
This wicked goddess just keeps trying to take and take, but Odysseus is having none of it. Good for him. At least he got her to free his men before succumbing to her wily ways.

On Circe’s Island:
I think Eurylochus has the right idea in still being distrustful of Circe, but I’d be tempted by the thought of a warm bed and food after so many years wandering at sea.
At least this time it’s not a trap. It’s more like a vacation from weariness and despair. I’m glad Circe’s a woman of her word.

Death of Elpenor:
Wow, is there anywhere Odysseus can land his men where at least one of them won’t die? Seriously. At least this death wasn’t as gruesome as the others.

And Odysseus has misled his men again about where they’re going. Surprise, there. It’s like going shopping with one of your really energetic friends and, just when you think you’re about to go home, they say you’re going to yet another store with them. I’d be upset, too.

Read the Odyssey here!


Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Week 2 Storytelling: The Queen of the Dead


My story is not for the faint of heart. But its morals are clear: sometimes, what we need comes to us disguised as disaster.

It started one fine day in Spring. I was out gathering flowers with my friends in the glade next to the Pergus spring, known for its magical waters. The sun sifted through the trees to shine down speckled onto the flowers and shrubs below, hiding my friends and me in golden camofluage. My skirts were already filled to the hem with crocuses, lilies, violets, dandelions, and those prized Tyrian purple flowers. My heart was light and happy, in the way only a girlish heart can be.

But deep within that girlish heart was a fierce longing. Though I was still young, my first blood had come and gone and by that rite I was already a woman. My mother, proud Demeter, refused to acknowledge that the time had come for me to go find my own path, to pave out my own trail of greatness as she had eons ago. I played the part of her little girl, but the wildness in my heart grew with each passing day.

persephone Gathering Flowers
"Gathering Flowers" by Albert Lynch
Image: Medea's Lair

The daydreams which dared to take me away from my girlish prison drowned out all my other senses and in that moment that same wildness in my heart manifested itself in the form of dread black horses whisking a chariot that moved deathly silent. I saw not my kidnapper’s face, but I felt his strong arms encircle me and snatch me from my childish daydreams. I cried out in surprise rather than fear as the flowers tumbled out of my skirts and into the waters of the fabled spring. Like an ill omen, I knew those trampled flowers marked the end of my childhood.

My captor and I raced across the countryside, going so fast that my vision blurred and I struggled to see where we were going. The winds tore the cries of help from my mouth and I beat uselessly upon his chest with my fists.

A beautiful nymph tried to stop him, to dissuade him from taking me, but my captor was merciless. With one blow from his scepter he commanded the Earth to open and we plummeted down into darkness, the dank earth swallowing my cries for help.

Beyond that, nobody on Earth knows what happened next. Most think the worst of my husband, my Hades, but he did not force me as Zeus forced so many other women. He gave me a room that was a section of a cave and did not speak to me for days.

I wept bitter tears during that time. Mourner’s tears. I wept for the true end of my childhood, for the unknown future, for my surely distraught mother. I was sequestered away somewhere in Hell with no way out.

After several days - I cannot tell you how long - I ventured from my room to explore. My door was a tangle of vines which wove together to make a green curtain. Outside was a long corridor lit by glowing orbs of light. My room was the only one with a ‘door’, and the rest seemed unoccupied.

I explored for several hours and discovered that the Underworld really was not as horrible as the Olympic deities had made it out to be. There was an ethereal glowing quality to everything, even to the river Styx which glided silently by.

I came upon an orchard and realized I couldn’t remember the last time I had eaten, so fraught with grief and shock I had been. Without thinking, I plucked a ripe pomegranate from one of the trees and savored the juice from seven seeds before the crack of a twig made me turn around.

There he stood - solemn and quiet, tall and foreboding in his black cloak. His face betrayed no emotion but his eyes burned with quiet fire. Silently, he knelt and presented a bouquet of the exact same flowers I had been picking when he stole me away.

“Your mother is scouring all of Earth looking for you. She misses you dearly,” he started, glancing upwards.

“I know.” I answered quietly, accepting his offering.

He stood, taller than night, taller than Olympus and clasped one of my delicate hands in his cold pale ones. A heavy silence hung between us.

“Forgive me. In all my eons of existence, I have never felt such passion, such reverence, such devotion, as when I set these tired eyes on you,” he confessed, sighing as his thumb stroked the top of my hand.

“I know this is not a world you are used to,” he continued, those eyes of cold fire searching mine, “but here you would rule. Here, you would stand with me, and together we would have a kingdom of the dead. No one would be able to force you or command you. You would be your own person, and….” he stopped, his gaze lowering... “Hopefully, my Queen.”

I tore my gaze from his and looked at his underground kingdom. The orchard, though in the domain of the dead, was alive and fruitful. There were springs, rivers, and even small flowers. Everything I had learned about Hades had turned out to be lies.

Queen. Queen of the Dead, Queen of a domain none of the other Gods, save for Hades, could govern.

“I accept. I will rule by your side,” I whispered, trembling. “But give me time. I am not accustomed to you or your world, yet.”

“For you, I would give all the time since the formation of the Cosmos.”
Hades and Persephone by Puistopulu
Hades and Persephone
Image: Puistopulu

My love story is not typical. One could say it started off with a bribe, but it continues to be one of the best things to have ever happened to me. I make my own rules and reign over a kingdom which even the highest of Gods trembles to visit. My fate was not so terrible as the myths made it out to be.

Author’s Note: So, if you can’t tell, I like taking stories that appear to have a dark theme and then telling them from a point of view which makes them seem not so bad. Here, I told the story from Persephone’s point of view. Maybe in the myths she truly was forced by Hades and had an awful time in the underworld, but what if that wasn't the case? What if she was just looking for a way out from under her mother’s protective wing?

It was difficult for me to tell what happened to her after the initial kidnapping because I didn't want to stick to how the original myth was told and have him 'take' her. For one, that would be very difficult to write, just because of the emotional scarring it would cause and second, I wanted to make this more of a happy story. Thus, I just had him toss her in a cell so she could figure things out.

There were many ways to tell this story; I had originally thought about telling it from the point of view of Hades, but I can't imagine kidnapping anyone, so I wouldn't be able to follow his thought process realistically. I've been hit by one of Cupid's arrows before, but not quite so thoroughly as Hades had.

I also had a difficult time conveying the color of their eyes, their composure, and just overall demeanor because these are Gods I'm writing about. To me, it's impossible to describe their beauty, the actual color of their eyes, or the grace with which they walk. That was one of the larger road blocks I ran into while writing this.

I know the writing style for this is really cheesy and prose-like, but I felt an ample helping of cheese helped to tell the story better. I promise not all my re-tellings will be this way. :)

Bibliography
Title: Dis and Proserpine 
Book: Ovid's Metamorphoses
Author: Tony Kline
Year: 2000

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Reading Diary A: Ovid's Metamorphoses

Dis and Cupid:
It took me a moment to begin understanding which Gods were being talked about because I’m used to reading Greek stories with the names of the greek gods. However, after taking Greek Religion last semester, I now understand that the names of the gods between Greek and Roman pantheons are not mutually exclusive and that oftentimes in stories one god can be referred to by several different names (i.e. Hades as Pluto, Plutus, Dis, etc.)
Venus doesn’t seem to care too much about true love, but rather expanding her empire. I can appreciate her manipulative and cunning nature, but advertising yourself as a goddess of love and then using your son to do your dirty work to expand your empire is really shady.

Dis and Proserpine:
I am very familiar with this story and how it will go - I first read the tale of Persephone (Prosperine) when I was 8 years old and had my first taste of Greek Mythology. I have also read this tale in the Homeric Hymns, though Ovid is much more descriptive and visual about Prosperine’s kidnapping. It always irritated me how her husband, Zeus, knew that his brother had kidnapped their daughter but waited until Ceres starved half of Greece before telling her.

Persephone’s Fate:
Didn’t anyone ever tell Demeter not to kill (or mangle, harm, change form of) the messenger? Seriously. Hades stole your daughter, go turn him into a screech owl.
On the one hand, Persephone’s childhood was stolen away from her early, BUT now she’s queen of the underworld and in some sense, is more powerful than her mother.

Arachne and Minerva, Minerva Weaves a Web:
See, I think instead of Athena being jealous of Arachne’s ability to weave better than her, she should instead commend her and maybe make her into a goddess, or some lower deity under her jurisdiction. Then again, she did make her into a spider, which is also pretty cool.

Niobe rejects Latona, The Death of Niobe’s Children:
Oh, man. This woman is just asking for trouble. What do you think is going to happen if you start bragging about all your children and refuse to worship the mother of two of the most famous deities in all of Greece?

Latona and the Lycians:
This story and the one where Niobe rejects Latona all tell me one thing: Don’t piss off the mother of Apollo and Artemis. She will either kill your children or turn into a frog monster.

Marysas:
I’m honestly a little confused by this one. Did Marysas tear himself apart because he was so distraught at losing a music battle to Apollo? Regardless, I am never going to cross Latona, Apollo, or Artemis. No, Thank you.

Check out the stories here!



Persephone
Image Credit: Wikimedia Commons

Friday, January 16, 2015

Exploring the UnTextbook: An UnExpected Journey

I'm so glad I was able to get into this class - there are SO many fun myths and tales to read! I had a really hard time choosing just a few to talk about!

1. Native American Folktales
I’ve always been fascinated by Native American myths and folklore. I’m excited to read these stories because I want to learn more about the tales the tribes carried on before colonization occurred and which of those stories still live on today.

2. The Faerie Queene
Oh man! A fairytale story about a LADY knight, the Merlin, and finding true love all set in the time of King Arthur?! I can’t WAIT to read this one!

I’ve been fascinated with Ancient Egyptian myths since I was a little kid. I’m very interested in how these myths are told in comparison to the stories adapted for children.

I’m extremely excited to see the Kalevala in here - I recently discovered I had a great love for Finnish culture, language, and myth. I know originally the Kalevala was told through song, so maybe I can find it in it’s true audio format on Youtube in addition to reading this!

5. Russian Folktales
I’ve never read Russian folktales, but I do know that the undead and Baba Yaga are typically a heavy influence in their myths. I’ll be interested to see if the folktales from Russia reflect the land they were born in - dark, cold, and desolate.


Image Source: Wikipedia

Here is a picture of Väinämöinen, the central character in the Kalevala. I haven't read the story yet, but I can tell it's going to be epic just from this picture I found!

Storybook Favorites: Week 1


The first storybook that really caught my eye was the The Kalevala as Interpreted by Dr. Seuss. I had heard about the Kalevala before and that it was related to Finnish folklore in some way, but I never knew what the story was about, exactly. Putting the story into rhyme in the style of Dr. Seuss made it very fun and comprehensive to read. Honestly, if I have the option of reading a myth in a children’s book format, I’ll take it. Some of the ‘original’ translations I’ve read for myths (like with Norse sagas) can take a little while to digest. I also love the Finnish language, so this story was a shoo-in for me.


The second storybook, Legends of Fire, was also a must for me. I love dragons - I have two small pewter dragons, a dragon tattoo on the waitlist (possibly), and have voraciously read all there is to read of Game of Thrones. I loved how this storybook was laid out and written! The imagery was beautiful, and the author is very talented in describing the battles and trials each character has with each dragon. I also appreciated how each story didn’t contain only ‘evil’ dragons, as in the case with the Nagas, and how the author didn’t keep with cliche stereotypes, such as the maiden in distress.

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Dragon Attack from 'Legends of Fire.'

The third storybook, Celtic Creature Criminal Court, was delightful. I love how the ‘crimes’ were written as if they were taking place in an actual court, with the clerk keeping a record of everything being said. It was very easy and fun to read, and had a great flow to it. I also love fairies and fairy tales, and trashy paranormal romances involving fairykind (i.e. Laurell K. Hamilton and Yasmine Galenorns’ books). I laughed a lot through reading this one!


Monday, January 12, 2015

Introduction: Enter the Nerd

I go by many different names. Most people know me best by Danni - hence my domain name, 'The Tiny Danster.' I'm a senior working on my last real semester here in college. Hopefully by the end of the Summer I'll have my microbiology degree and I'll be able to go off into the real world and take it by storm.
I'm passionate about a lot of things - ending child abuse, spreading awareness about sexual assault, general health (mental, physical, emotional, spiritual), and culturing oneself. I am a self-admitted Trivia Crack addict and I love learning new languages. With the help of Duolingo I am currently learning French, German, Swedish, Irish, and hopefully soon Russian.

My main goals after finishing college are as follows:
  • Find a job that will allow me to afford good coffee, chocolate, beer, and bacon.
  • Get back into training in a martial art (hopefully karate).
  • Pick up bellydancing again.
  • Go hiking. A lot.

I’m hoping to move to Oregon after I finish with Oklahoma. We’ll see what happens.

I’ve always loved learning about mythology from other cultures - namely Greek and Norse mythology. I’ve only very recently started to get into Celtic mythology and it’s slow going. Trying to pronounce some of the names of places or deities is very difficult. I’m really excited to learn about the tales and stories from other countries in this class!
I have a lot of weird hobbies. I really enjoy reading trashy paranormal romance novels (I call them brainrot), drawing, making dreamcatchers, feeding the ducks and geese, and listening to new music. Right now I’m really into Hozier, but I’m also really digging Beats Antique.
I’m looking forward to learning lots of new things this semester, and to being done with college. It’s been a long and crazy ride, but I’m ready to get off and go check out the rest of the theme park!


This is a picture of me looking hella hipster. I normally don't dress like this, I swear. 


Week 1 Storytelling: The Babes in the Wood

There was a time, long ago, when fairies sifted in and out of our world with ease. The ‘fair folk’ they were called, and most were benevolent beings and helped humans in times of turmoil. If a farmers soil was poor, he could make an offering of last years grain and sweet cream to a fertility fairy who might then bless the land and again make it fertile. Mothers and homekeepers would leave a bowl of cream by the hearth at night to placate the house sprites and keep pixies from making a mess while the family slept.
Most fairies were very fond of children. During the day children could be seen on the outskirts of the woods, trying to catch delicate-winged sprites and playing hide-and-seek with imps. At night the will-o-the-wisps would light the streets and the children would go out and play after dinner until bed-time. But, like humans, not all fairies are good-hearted.
Many years ago in a small village in Scotland, a pair of twins played outside in a field close to home. They were not playing with fairies, but instead making small mud-huts in the hope of attracting imps to play with. The day was miserably grey and chilly, yet it was still Summer. Their breath came out in soft puffs on the wind.
The twins shall remain nameless, for we know not their names, but they were boy and girl. It was just past lunch time and then sun was heading west past it’s highest point in the sky.
The boy put the last finishing touches on the small mud-hut and his sister, with an eager grin, brought out a honey-oat cake and lay it at the front of the hut.
“Och, Mam’s goin’ ta be mad if she finds oot you didn’t eat yar oat-cake,” the boy cautioned, lecturing his twin.
“IF she finds oot! Besides, the Fae love sweet things. Shorely this will bring us fair friends!” The little girl giggled.
The boy looked to the woods close by and noticed a faint blue light flickering in the distance. Curious, he nudged his sister and then stood up and headed towards it. Obediently and of the same mind, his sister dusted off her wool mittens and followed.
They followed the light deep into the woods. Each time they came within grasping distance, the light would flicker away just before the boy could close his gloved hand around it. The girl swore she could hear soft laughter each time it disappeared.
Dusk fell suddenly and without warning. The twins had ventured deep into the woods, farther than any humans before them. They didn’t realize just how far they had come until the boy’s gloved hand finally captured the blue light - only for him to carefully peer into his hand and be met with laughter.
“Foolish human children,” a cackling, disembodied voice emanated through the trees. “Your curiosity will be your death! May your plump bodies feed my kin well.”
Only then did the twins look up, terrified and with tears in their eyes. The trees surrounded them, bare and menacing, while the stars looked down sadly. There was no moon. It was dreadfully dark and deadly cold. The children began crying, holding on to each other and calling for their mother. They had ventured too far in and no human could hear them in the woods, but fairy ears are much more sensitive. The honey-oat cake the girl had left out was being savored by an imp, who heard their cries from his new mud-hut. Alert and curious, the imp hurried into the woods, oat cake in tow.
By the time he reached the children, their cries had quieted. The cold had seeped into their small bodies and they clutched each other, their lips blue and tears frozen.
The imp recognized their scent - it was the same scent that clung to the mud-hut and oat-cake. He realized that he had come too late and shed a single brilliant fairy tear. Then, in the language of fairies, he called upon the Fairy Queen.
She appeared, radiantly beautiful and bright, with a small entourage of other fair-folk with her.
“My lady,” the imp began, bowing low, “These children made for me a lovely home and even left food for my tired body. But I fear the evil fairy woman of this wood lured them in so that they may die and feed her detested offspring. Please, do not let their deaths be for such horrid means.”
The Fairy Queen looked down at the small bodies and saw that they still had one last breath of life. Gently, she walked over to them and placed her pale hands over their hearts. As they exhaled their last breath she gathered in her palms their souls, brilliant orbs of white light.
“These children met an untimely and unjust death. But they shall prevent others from doing the same. I deem their souls now Guardians of these woods. The corrupt fairy who lives in this wood will perish without sustenance, and her offspring will meet the same fate,” the Fairy Queen stated. She blew softly on the souls and they shimmered delicately from her palms into the dark before dissipating.
Dawn approached, and the Fairy Queen recruited robins to cover the bodies in strawberry leaves, which would repel the evil fairy and her offspring from their intended meal.

The souls of the two children still guard those woods to this very day, even though the evil fairy has long since perished. You can see them in the fog or as dusk approaches as silent sentinels. The imp comes and keeps them company and sometimes brings his friends along, too. The woods are quiet except for the lament of the robins who sing,
"Poor babes in the wood! Poor babes in the wood!
And don't you remember the babes in the wood?"

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The robin who sings the babes' lament
Image credit: Wikimedia Commons

Author's Note: 
This storytelling is my extended version of this nursery rhyme: 
                                                               My dear, do you know,
How a long time ago,
Two poor little children,
Whose names I don't know,
Were stolen away on a fine summer's day,
And left in a wood, as I've heard people say.

And when it was night,
So sad was their plight,
The sun it went down,
And the moon gave no light.
They sobbed and they sighed, and they bitterly cried,
And the poor little things, they lay down and died.

And when they were dead,
The Robins so red
Brought strawberry-leaves
And over them spread;
And all the day long
They sung them this song:
"Poor babes in the wood! Poor babes in the wood!
And don't you remember the babes in the wood?"

This rhyme itself is very sad, but I set out to find a way to retell the story to where it had a happier ending. I would like to point out that I know very little about fairies and which ones are nice to humans - I have no idea if an imp is a type of benevolent fairy, so if I've jumbled up castes of fairies, I sincerely apologize. 

Bibliography: 
Title: "Babes in the Wood," from the Nursery Rhyme Book. Unknown Author.